Ok let me say in advance i rode a petal bycycle three hundred miles to graceland, so before you disrespect elvis, be advised i am the kind of twisted fan who will stalk you down and the next thing you know you will be in my basement hearing, “it pours the lotion on its skin.” so be nice about the king.

ha ha ha ha nice reference to the movie Joe dirt.. And, another thing.. your not supposed to give away the title of the song in the story.. your supposed to leave clues, so the reader will be able to guess.. thats the beauty of the challenge.

Take a song (or a line from a song), and write a story from it.Here’s the catch: You must add onto the story.As long as you add to the story in some way, shape or form, you’re good to go.
That is the challenge please read it before you correct someone else.Thank you.

Hey hey, let’s be nice now. Anyone can title their entry any way they want. You can give anything away you want to in the title; it’s not going to hinder the chances.

sara conrad do you actually know how to read? let me help you kkkkk-aaaaa-tttttt now sound it out yep after a few minutes you can read this word= cat. now where exactly did you sound out the joe dirt reference? you know illieratacy is not a crime but some people should be arrested for it when they endevor to comment on things that people who actually can read write. good job trifal but i liked the story much better when you didnt have to use an elvis reference to get more people to read it.

sara conrad do you actually know how to read? let me help you kkkkk-aaaaa-tttttt now sound it out yep after a few minutes you can read this word= cat. now where exactly did you sound out the joe dirt reference? you know illieratacy is not a crime but some people should be arrested for it when they endevor to comment on things that people who actually can read write. good job trifal but i liked the story much better when you didnt have to use an elvis reference to get more people to read it.

First, trifalmadorian… I loved how in the interior monologue he repeats the mantra: ‘I am not gonna sing about Prissy’ and then he does anyway.

Second, please calm down people. I don’t believe Sarah meant any harm. Can’t we all just get along? I believe the Joe Dirt reference (which is also a Silence of the Lambs reference if I’m not mistaken. And a South Park reference, for that matter) is found in Trifalmadorian’s first comment, which includes the line: “It pours the lotion on its skin.”

Now that everyone is back in their own corners……
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Loved the Elvis reference.. doesn’t really matter what particular song it is, just that it is. The opening paragraph couldn’t have been more perfect. I love it.