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The Adventures of P.T. Agonist and Friends

On this day, we find our heroes trapped in the evil secret lair of the nefarious Dr. Ki Llyu.

Having just narrowly evaded Dr. Llyu’s plans and obtained the antidote, they once again find themselves confronted by his villainy.

“The antidote you received, dear friends, is my slow antidote. It’s still an antidote of course, it just works slowly and you may still die! Bwahahahahahaha!” laughed Dr. Llyu in his most despicable manner.

“You scoundrel!” cried P.T. Agonist, our courageous male hero.

“You filthy son of a cur!” yelled Hera Ihn after him.

“Whoa, Hera, a lady doesn’t speak like that, where are your manners?” asked P.T., turning away as Dr. Llyu leisurely left the lair on his war kitten.

“I’m sorry P.T., I forgot who I was for a moment. I remember now.” admitted Hera.

“Alright then, gang, let’s get out of here!”

“Wait just a minute there, P.T.” said their normally agreeable sidekick, Special Ed, angrily.

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