“Yes he wins a lot, but…” Nearly got a toothpaste spit-take out of me on that one. Thanks for the nod! Woohoo! And I appreciate every honorable mention, runner-up or win that I get.

Thanks for the second prize; But in the humor category? I meant my entry completely seriously. Husband battery is no laughing matter!

Wow. Thanks John! I know how critically you read ficlets, based on your many comments. To be recognized by you is a real compliment.

Writing this ficlet was a lot of fun. I actually wrote it backwards, having the suicide idea first and going from the hit to the windows…

Thanks again!