NO!!!! That idiot seems to have broken your train of thought. I really need to know the secret of unaided human flight. I’ve been dreaming about it forever. It’s actually my favorite thing to desire. All completely serious kidding aside, I love what you did here.

Very tongue-in-cheek, as is tbs’s comment above mine.

Unaided human flight is one of my most common and pleasant dreams. Sometimes it manifests itself in my being able to lightly shove off, lift my legs at the knee, hover just a few feet off the ground and travel in my desired direction. Other times I am able to push off and sustain heights of 30 to 40 feet for extended distances before I have to alight somewhere and push off again. These are usually lucid dreams and, in a sense, are very close to the real thing. If only . . .