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“Play with my fucking panda!â€? “No!â€? Lauren got so angry that she shot Nick’s virtual panda, Loser. “Yeah mutha fuckah!â€? she said. Nick gasped in shock. “Bleed to death!â€? she yelled with an evil laugh. “No! Loser! I love you! Fuck!â€? Nick yelled, leaning over the dead virtual panda. “It’s dead.â€? Lauren said as she lightly kicked the panda’s head. “No! Don’t you dare die on me mother fucker! No! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!â€? Nick yelled. “I love you!â€? He finished, and blew off his own head off. Lauren chuckled and said, “The panda is dead, I’m sorry. That’s okay. You can take the panda’s head and put it on the wall or something. That way its dead, cold eyes can stare at you when you wake up. Doesn’t that sound refreshing?!â€? Nick gargled through the stream of blood pouring from his mouth. He turned over, and with his last dying breath, he muttered, “Fuck you,â€? and shot Lauren right in the boob; she fell, dead, to the ground. A while passed and Nick stopped breathing.

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