Lauren laughed she got up. She took off her bulletproof vest. “Stupid fucking retard.â€? she said. She turned around and is caught by surprise by the panda’s mother. “Stupid fucking retard,â€? she repeated to the panda’s mother, and then shot the fuck out of the panda and it fell to the ground and died. Lauren dropped the gun and stripped naked, leaving all of her weapons next to the dead pandas. Then the father panda came in his pimp suit and said, “Yo, bitch! You killed mah mutha fuckin wife, dawg! Where am I gunna get mah thrills, g?!â€? then, he raped Lauren to death. But then everyone realized that “Laurenâ€? was really a dummy, and suddenly Lauren appeared out of no where with her newly acquired panda friend Po from Kung fu Panda. He used his kick ass karate skills to beat the fucking dad panda. Then Lauren took out her AK-47 and shot all the pandas on scene, including Po, and they all died.