you went too far with this i like it

so this is awesome, also I have partied with the whole funeral roster- and that meth monkey ain’t nuthin nice! Clear at least five days on your calendar if he’s coming over! Wasn’t Bob married to the chick that extended the time between shaving your legs – i totally want that girl’s phone number!

“Chocolate syrup was like his kryptonite.”
– Yeah, mine too.

Very funny piece. I think my favorite was Homoerotic Hal. I’m trying to think of a funny way he could die. . .

By the way, don’t think that just because your super-hero altar-ego is dead that I’m letting you slide into the abyss. I still expect Ficlets from you, Mister.
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Now, get to work!

OMG the funeral party names are hysterical in themselves. the hero.. panda suit.. classic.