Very funny addition to the series, spoofing both the super-powers thing and Southern stuff.

Wow …is Itchy’s crabshack a restaurant , a free clinic or a companion establishment to Scratchy’s Post … so much to love in this piece, i am really curious about trash talkin tim’s unprintable comments

I actually got the name Itchy’s Crabshack from a website that boasted “Top 16 Worst Names for Strip Clubs.” ;D

Awesome dialect.. love the names too.

Well done in every way. I especially love the detail of the censoring of Trash Talking Tim. Hilarious!