Save yoour love AKA Spam Challenge

Hey all you happy ficleteers! I found this in my mailbox yesterday and it made me want to create a challenge:

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So the challenge is: Create a ficlet that almost makes some sense. Add a sprinkling of typos and a dash of punctuation. Should be fun watching what you come up with!

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