YodaOnCrack, now appropriately satisfied by his n00b catchings, walked off and ordered an underling to dispose of the n00bs into t3h dung30n 0f d00m.

As he heard the n00bs yell in fear as they were disposed, an alarm reached thebetweenspace’s ears and a dark figure burst through the door.

“Th3r3 h4$ be33n 4 n00b 0v3rl04d 0n Xb0x L1v3!!1” Never Explain roared.

“Elaborate.” thebetweenspace commanded.

“Th3 m4tchm4k1ng f34tur3 0n H4L0 3 h45 b33n 0v3r104d1ng my $0c14L $l4y3r m4tch3$ with n00b$!11” Never Explain babbled.

“It is possible there may be a glitch in the settings, did you check on other games?” thebetweenspace sagely responded.

“Th1ng$ w3r3 w0rk1ng f1n3 0n G34r$ 0f w4r.” Never Explain said.

thebetweenspace nodded. “In that case, it is probably a glitch in the settings, disconnect your hardrive and do a system reset. I also advise you to-”

His advice was interrupted by a grim announcement from YodaOnCrack:

“Ficlets has been invaded by n00bs. Prepare for the hunt.”