Loved the line about the ellipses.

sequeled you

Ok punkin? lol that made me laugh!
LoA

John and his ellipses… . ….… …. .. .
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That was just to annoy him.

Yeah, the ellipses line is very apropos.

Fan-bloody-tastic. This had me rolling on the floor: So shut up, or I’ll slap you so hard all your ellipses will become ordinary periods. Ok, Pumpkin?
Rating: five ecstatic stars.