“Is Shirley putting Viagra in her ice cream?”

“What can I do to a ex-hobo’s house with no money and no resources in two days?!”

“I want pull-ups.”

“We is going to feed cookies to the hobo! And prozac!”

“Mom! Just go and cook food for the hungry children!”
“What hungry children?”
“Me! I is a hungry children!”

“I is going to eat your soul.”

“Do you believe in music? And Panic at the Disco?

“God is like an invisible pink unicorn.”

“BATMAN HAS THROAT CANCER !”

“Kill the power gnome!”