Haha!

“God is an invisible pink unicorn…”

Very nice.

Wow that was very random and very funny!

Yeah funny! Thanks for entering!

Most the sentences sounds like ‘redneck speak” lol funny .

hahahahaha… “kill the power gnome”??

this is why you never give 13-year-olds sugar.

I’m 19, and you don’t want to give me sugar either… Anyway, the first sentence could be vastly improved by adding “Again” to the end of it, in my opinion.