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A Happy, Happy Birthday (Weirdest Dream Challenge!!!)

I know this dream is pretty weird but I have a reasonable explanation for it. I was simply spending too much time with my seven year old cousin who is madly in love with the Wiggles.

One day, I was at my Grandma’s house and it just happened to be my birthday. My sweet sixteen in fact, even though I am no where near sixteen years old. So my Grandma lead me down to a river where their were a bunch of singing chipmunks and squirrels. And out of no where, all four of those Wiggle guys came out and started singing Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy, which is just one of their over-rated three year old chant/song thingy’s.

But, I will admit, that when I was seven years old, I did like the Wiggles. But why did they have to show up when I was 16? Why not when I was seven and would of been over-joyed to have them sing to me at my birthday party?

So in the end, the Wiggles swept me off my feet and took me to Australia in their Big Red Car.

It was some birthday, and some dream.

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