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Writer4Life00nj

Welcome to Extreme Makeover Profile Edition!

Finally back! After a long week of school, homework, friends, and PUNISHMENTS =P, I’m ready to take
action again [=

Hey all! It’s Writer4life, you might as well call me Jessica, if you’d like! I’m your typical writing maniac, Jonas obsessed, not-overly popular, smart as it may not seem, tween who likes to talk a lot. I love to make friends, so drop me a note anytime!

I live here in New York. It’s pretty quiet around here, except when my brother gets in trouble or I have friends over and we run around like screaming hooligans. In fact, we are screaming hooligans.

I go to school. Yup, that was pretty obvious. It’s been fun. Well, sort of. I’m not loving it, nor am I hating it. What can I say?!?

Currently Reading…: The Clique: Whatever the 5th Book’s called =P

Currently Listening To…: My Ipod

Current Obsession…: The Jonas Brothers {Duh?}

Currently Talking to…: My friends [=

Current Mood…: Chillaxed

Current Catch Phrase…: It died

Current Inside Joke….: FOOT {Haha, Massey}

Currently Up To…: Nothing =P

Musical Moment!

Do you ever think when your all alone
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?

Do you catch your breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
‘Cause I’m trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain’t going away…

Blond Moment

This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blond jokes and how all blones are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blonds really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blond women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Love it…

Guy writers! (Rare…yet romantic!)
David Archuleta <3
Writing…duh?
Pizza!
Jonas Brothers
Poetry
My friends!
My FAMILY
Candy [=
Fishies
Figure Skating
The New York Yankees
Boys

Things I HATE...

Jerks =P
Lima Beans
Vicious Dogs
People who judges books by their covers!!!

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