Brilliant entry.. Though I’m not running the challenge you would win at this point. Even though your the only one.

Good job on the grammar, not too hard to read and not perfect either. My mind made a little voice to for Jessie Bo too.

LOL ! you had to add the soap in…. great dialect!

I’m such a sucker for dialect. This is brilliant!

This was a red neck riot.

I love the soap line. This is a great entry. If anyone else enters, they’ll have trouble beating this.*

The infamous soap…

This will be tough to beat.

This is hilarious, with the misspellings and one-liners. Love it!