London England-The super hero tag team of The Atomic Crusher and The Crimson Hammer perished on Monday when the pair plunged into a frozen over Thames River.

The duo teamed together to avert nuclear Armageddon a record thirty two times over the years.
Police questioned Super Villain; The Butcher Commander FrostSword, who with his frozen sword was blamed for Global Colding.
He denied having done it, giving as his alibi that he was defrosting his refrigerator during the incident.

The Atomic Crusher is mourned by his widow FireBane the Vicious, a former villainess, who herself was blamed for starting the fire mentioned in song by Billy Joel.
The Crimson Hammer, whom it was said got his name after a bloody battle with a hammer and some mice that were attacking his cereal bowl, will be mourned by his children and their children.
Funeral is pending the melting of the Thames. When and If their bodies are recovered.
“They will be missed during the next nuclear crisis” said Magus NightMaggot, friend to the duo.