Super Hero Obits: Twink Of Iron
Seattle Washington- The super hero known as Twink of Iron, one of a new crop of sexy super heroes, died yesterday after being crushed in the back of a super models limo on route 66.
Twink Of Iron was pursued by super villains and mocked by many for his too youthful appearance. He was actually 28 when he died, clearly no longer a ‘twink’, but blessed with Michael J. Fox like boyishness.
Fellow super hero twinks, Twink of Bronze and Twink of Steel said of their colleague,â? he was a unique hero for our times, good looking, strong, always looking out for the beautiful people, he will be missed.â?
Twink of Iron leaves behind his parents, grandparents and great grandparents, all of whom were super heroes in their prime, all since retired, al still remarkably good looking without the aid of plastic surgery or botox, so they claim.
Funeral services will be private, donations requested to be sent to the Youthful Super Heroes Boy Home in Seattle Washington.