My attempt to achieve ficlet nirvana in one sentence. I cheated by using a semicolon, however. Step forward, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and show us what you’ve got! You can do better!

That’s nothing, search tags for nirvana and check out my story. At least yours is a real story.

haha, nice

It reminded me of As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner. One sentence did not stop for one and a half pages! I had to stop reading it because of the grammar.
You definitely cheated here, but it was still quite enjoyable. I love the names he was given by various groups of beings.