“Ron, why do you have to be so annoying?” I asked as I went to go put some warmer clothes on. Man, it is freezing. How can it be 22 degrees in the middle of July in San Francisco?

“You know that you want some, Baby. It’s a good way to keep warm.” said Ron as he went over to stand, naked, in front of Jane. That was the last straw for her and she did something that she had been wanting to do ever since the week after they moved in with each other.

She kicked him in the balls.