Ron fell to the floor in extreme agony, feeling like he would never be able to have children. He watched as Jane went into the bedroom to change and realized he was going to have to move out.
Damn, he thought, that means I’m going to have to start paying for myself and get a job, luckily, my season Huskers tickets are still good, and I won’t need a car to get through Lincoln to Memorial Stadium.
The next thing he realized is that he was going to have to get up off the floor or else he would be frozen to it. So he got up and went into the bathroom to get back into his clothes.
After he got dressed, he picked up the paper and turned to the classifieds to begin the search for his new home.