If I was Superman’s son:
I’d kill that dumb ass.Why you might ask?Cause hes the worse the dad in the world.For one hes never home,always “saving the world”.And don’t give me that “but he saves the world” bullshit.No he doesn’t,he flys all the way to Metropalis to stop some rich brat from making a few guns.

First we live in Miami,how bout you save this place before you go flirting with that hooker Louis Lane.Yeah I said it!Someone had too.

Second your the man of steel,suposedly.You can fly and see through walls,which I think your not using wisely right ladys.Shoot lasers and bullet proof.Yet a bald guy throws a green pebble at you and you have a damn stroke.If I was his kid I would drop a table spoon of that “angel dust”,cause thats all it really is,in his coffee and watch him choke.

Third he’d never comes to any of my football games,EVER!!.Says he can’t make it huh.But he can race some cocky ass wipe around the world,but he can’t make my birth day.Just wait.When I hit pubirty,I’m gonna kill him.