ha! i loved it. very funny, very true, well put.

Brilliant. I’m too tired to come up with a better comment, but I felt I ought to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed this, and it sounds like the beginning of some awesome series.

very clever! it does sound like there could be more to this, as a series anyway

You forgot to add that there is also a Special Branch, the PC squad. (Politically Correct)

Man, I am in serious dookie…I am probably on their ten most wanted list of wanton offenders. What makes it worse is that I revel in wallowing in bad grammar. I pride myself on ending sentences in prepositions. It’s a good thing those comp. cops don’t know where I’m at….