I live, I eat, I work. Not necessarily in that order. I work in the closed-captioning department of a major Canadian television network (no, that’s not an oxymoron) and must occasionally write fiction to get my brain working again after transcribing over an hour of Fashion Television.

I’ve managed to hit exactly 1024 characters on all of my ficlets so far. Because THAT’S THE CHALLENGE OF IT, BWAHAHAHAHA.