The transcriptionist loaded up the music video and started typing.

_Dear, come back
Catch: you know there is a cat
The cat I know
I miss your e-mail

Oh, matinee
Since you know I am a guy
A secret moment
Oh, a guy

We made a sign
Only cooled the air
Chasing the stolen air
We’ll make it too

Nicking young cats in the office
You’re working not anymore, love
So you’re telling along here
My wishes are very in space

With tsunamis we were calling
A sewer dancing in Carolina
The war, Mama was telling me
My life was too dear for your pain
Out of here, turn my leg

There she don’t lie
Do what she did to guys here
I am a she-wolf
‘Cause sur ma tete, cool

She don’t question I
Down in the middle of Cali Lou
Come on, she can
Diet kill I

Oh no, oh dear
Salve the key in rouge
Down in the dead moraine
Dying today

Somebody telling me to Laika
Katana let cruise to Panama
Hey kitty, yeah, lose the atom war
My wishes are very in space_

Then he stopped typing, because he’d finally realised the song was actually in Japanese.