Very bizarre and inventive. Nice use of caps (which I usually dislike) to depict the machine.

As if I didn’t already have a totally paranoid distrust of all technology( I put chalk marks around this computer to make sure it doesn’t move of its own volition when I’m not looking) you’ve gone and written this! I swear I’ll never use an atm again…I think the ‘puter’s lookin’ at me funny…I would say this was an EXTREMELY effective and inventive ficlet, if I weren’t so totally heebed out that I will have to poke all of my electronics with a stick from now on.