The quotes were a bit too long to probably adequately finish off the story, but alas and lack-a-day, such is life.

it was still funny! If we could all yell at our management at work! And you are the first to make the curse the sole topic of the ficlet, omitting the bones part. This could be lengthened, if you so choose. :)

I agree with Elsha. The title drew me in anyway.

I think this is the first of this challenge not to involve death or disablement (mine fits into that latter category… cough cough)

Arg, you stole my idea. Curse ye and stuff! Ah well, I was probably too lazy to have gotten around to doing it anyway. Nicely done.

Amusing take on the curse in the form of speaking in Shakespearean language, clever.

awesome one Stovohobo!! wicked funny, and great use of Old Shakespeareanisms!

Cool idea! Nice use of the old Shakespearian (sp?)/ medieval dialect.

This was quite funny wipes away tear of merriment I think I’ll yell a Shakespearean curse at someone too-…. ahem! “Thou vain, rough-hewn baggage!” =) I feel better now