If you don’t believe me, I don’t blame you. I mean, I wouldn’t believe me! Really, who would have thought that the president’s daughter- well, isn’t his daughter! Well, she is, but she’s not always the daughter you see by his side when he makes speeches and stuff- usually, that girl is me.

Ya know, it really is like a giant lie. Every time I SPEAK , practically, I’m lying. I mean, it’s a cover- a deep cover- the deepest ever, really- but it still feels like a lie. I’m actually glad that it does, because I don’t want to forget who I really am- which is Amber Ventanari, age 14, daughter of Jules and Maria Ventanari, who lived in Boston, Massachusets until she was ten. When she became Sarah St. James, daughter of the president of the USA , and butt-kicking protector of said president.