I lost the mojority of my dignity right there.

Giggles errupted from above me head, inches away from the marble floor. “Good Job Max!” I looked up to see a women praising a child holding a Battman cape, and action figures.

“Mommy will get you a bag of candy, now lt’s go get that Spam!”

No! All of a sudden I was running past the child by the name of Max. “HA!” escaped my mouth as I edged closer to the Spam. He raced neck and neck me and Max ran.

“Sneak Attack!” he threw his cape infront of me causing me to trip. I crawled my way past him, as he dropped an action figure. I took advantage of his distraction and ran up to the Spam section. “Yes! Ha Max doesnt look like your getting any Candy today bud!!”

Bewildered Max kicked me in the Shin and screamed “No one beats the Batman! Justice Legue UNITE !!!” Oh No!

Three Children came running from the other end of the aisle. One dressed as Wonderwoman, one as the Flash and the other as Super Man. . .

Oh no No NO!!

... to be continued