“Of Course..” I thought. Apparently I had stumbled upon what had seemed to be the makings of a Halloween party gone awry. By the time I had scrambled to my feet, Batman had grabbed the last can of Spam and scrambled off. So I took a deep breath, flipped my hair out of my face and proceded down the aisle. “Wait a Minute. It’s Christmas. Why are there kids running around In Halloween costumes?”Then I found myself pondering “Now What do I do for dinner. No Spam. Oh how I was looking forward to that Fried Spam Sandwich.” Just thinking about it made my mouth water. This is why I don’t have children. So Finally I just picked up one of those prepackaged salads. As I paid the cashier, she looked at me and smiled and said “Have a Merry Christmas” “Yeah Right…” I thought. I left the store and made my way towards my car. I was fumbling through my purse looking for the keys when I heard…..

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