Ugg!! That’s just brilliantly twisted!
shudders

wow, that’s dark for you haha but still good

I like the somehow natural-sounding dialogue in the middle of this dark and oddly funny crisis. You make us think the narrator is human enough by putting it in first-person, and then take it away with the act.

You commented that this was bad, but you were definitly wrong. A great twist to a challenge ficlet that left me thoroughly satisfied. If this challenge has a winner, you are the front runner at this point.