1. Try not to panic. Easier said then done.

2. Sing campfire songs as loud as you can.

3. Count the ants that are no doubt crawling all over your body.

4. Mentally prepare your 2009 tax forms.

5.Prepare ingenuous ways to get even with whomever buried you alive,( assuming you get out alive that is.) And keep in mind rule 1 while your thinking this.

6. If you have a candy bar in your pocket, now is as good a time as any to eat it.

7. Claw though the six feet of dirt, if your buriers planted you the requisite 6 feet under.

8.Talk to yourself. If there is anyone buried with you, talk to them, if they’re alive. If they are not alive, then just continue on with the start of rule 8.

9.Keep in mind you are one step closer to God. Now might be a good time to make amends with your maker. But keep a positive attitude.. and refer to rule 1.

10. If all these rules aren’t working for you, feel free to disregard rule 1.