lol that’s a great list of rules to follow. If I’m ever burried alive (I hope not, but you never know) I will definately follow them :)

hahahahaha this will be noted in my “In case I am ever to be buried alive’ kit in my car, right next to the pac of cards, bubble gum, solar powered MP3 player (not sure how that’s going to turn out…), and tic tac toe bored.. Such a kit would be useless without these rules. Ill just have to make sure to grab it before I am buried. as long as he/she gives me a good 24 hour warning, which would be the polite amount of time any gentleman or gentle women should give in such a case as this.

Darkly amusing. Nicely done.

I love lists myself.. amusing. esp the refernces to rule one throughout LOL . Well done. Your fast becoming a must read.

I love how at the end you say disregard rule 1

Teee hee hee hee. This was too funny. Great ficlet, Berner O!!!!!!!!!!!!