Jan 20: Delivers Inaugural Address, in weird Wisconsin accent (doncha know)
Jan 21: Decorates the Oval office with Moose heads.
Jan22: Buys more clothes at tax payers expense.
Jan 23:Christening for new baby grandchild.
Jan24: Declares National Stay At Work Mom Day.
Jan 25: Fires governess and White House cooks.
Jan 26: Puts apron on the 1st man.
Jan27:Outlaws gay marriage.
Jan28-Feb 20th: Vacations in Wisconsin to pick up more of the local slang (you bethca).
Feb21:Gives birth to her 6th child, or is it her 7th, the nation lost count.
Feb22: Hires Super Nanny as new governess.
Feb24-Mar20th: Hillary Clinton Senate impeachment proceedings.
Mar 21:Declares Hockey the national sport.
Mar 22: Says’ “I can see New Jersey from my house, doncha know.â€?
Mar23: Gives birth to twins.
Mar24:National Talk like a Alaskan with a Wisconsin accent day.
Mar 25: Hunting with Dick Cheney. Accidentally shoots him in the heart. Since he has none, he will survive.