Mar26-April 19th: Vacations with the Bushes at their ranch in Texas. Picks up Texan accent.
Apr 20: Son In Law and Daughter move out of the White House after Palin won’t raise their allowance. Had Tina Fey jailed for non payment of taxes.
Apr 21: Raises taxes.
April22:Declares the Moose the new national symbol replacing the Eagle.
Apr 23: Reworks the Constitution, outlaws freedom of the press, freedom of speech and vegetarians.
Apr 24:Makes Mondays Mandatory Eat Beef Day.
Apr 25:Declares war on France, makes George W. Bush Chief Justice of the Supreme Court after Judge Clarence Thomas resigns after it is reveled that he put pubic hair in Palins’ coke while at White House dinner honoring black Republicans. Small gathering as J C Watts was unable to attend do to old football injury.
Apr 26:Rises taxes on the poor. Would raise taxes on the middle class if they weren’t extinct already due to the taxes she put on them in her 1st month in office. Has Tina Fey put on an Alaskan ice berg with Sen. Joe Biden.