Apr 27: Was actually seen holding her own babies.
Divorces the 1st man after she finds him in the arms of the Super Nanny. Fires Super Nanny. Hires Super Manny.

April 28: Resigns from office after scandal involving the firing of Super Nanny’s sister, a White House page who had an affair with her son- in law.

April 29: Vice President Chuck Hagel is sworn in as the 46th president. Brings back the draft for those making under $30,000 a year. Bombs Iran, Iraq, France, China, North Korea and Russia, ( Which former President Sarah Palin can see from her house again.)
April 30: Appoints Sen. Joe Lieberman as VP. Leiberman can’t decide if he is a Democrat, Independent,or Republican.. doesn’t matter he will take a job from whatever party will have him.

May 1: VP Lieberman resigns. Takes Job as head of the National Socialists Communist Leper Party. Throws his hat in the Presidential race for the next 4 elections.