Dear Children,
Tsk Tsk Tsk. All you humans do is complain. Complain, complain, complain. I create the first humans and what do I get?
Sin.
On top of that, the humans figure out how to multiply, and I end up with more of them. So, I decide to purge the Earth with a little water.
Wouldn’t you know it, they sin again. More than half of them turn against me! The ones that still know me complain.
So I help them, and then I leave them alone.
And wouldn’t you know, they complain again.
All I’m saying guys is, life ain’t fair. I’m pretty sure that your lives are ten times better than the homeless people’s all over the world, or the malnurited kids in Africa.

So please suck it up, because frankly, I’ve got a lotta’ crud on my hands.

Love,
God