“Well, boys. The black don’t lie. I knew that you suspected me. But, someone with fingerprints would’ve had to have done it. And, as you can see, I do not have them. You probably checked ‘my record,’ but I can see that you didn’t even glance at my medical record. Now, I’ll assume that you’d be saying, ‘Of course. I’m sorry we ever suspected you. You can go back to class now.’ Why, thank you, I thought you’d never ask.â€?

And with a smirk of triumph, he turned and walked out of the office.

Off the ol’ hook-aroo. If I can get away that, I wonder what else I can pull…