You’re best work yet! You knew I’d have to sequel this, didn’t you??? : )

Haha, this is great.
I say this as a) a Monty Python fan, b) a pirate fan, and most of all as c) a slashfic fan. Seriously, this is great. It’s the perfect parody of slashfic in general.
scurries off to read the sequel

Okay, that was simply great. At first, I thought that there had been some botched operation on your brain that made you write grotesquely ordinary erotic fiction, but then the ending came. Oh, yeah…

that is hilarious

hysterical!