I hit 3000 comments a while back, but postponed a challenge because of the dieing of this site. Now I feel I must make a challenge as one of the final things I do on this site. I have also just hit 500 ficlets today so this challenge seems just right.

3000 comments. So many great stories I have read. This site has been a gift to me. I will never forget what I have read

500 ficlets, let me just say its a good thing I dont have to back it all up. I would have a hard time looking back on what I have written.

So here is my challenge. I want you to write a ficlets farewell party. Any party of any kind. Make it funny as we enjoy what the days we have left on this site.