The secret to making a good explosive is taking something that burns fast, and something that will supply that burning with enough oxygen so that burning can keep up.

You think its cool that you can make a quick homemade firecracker that you light and put under your neighbor’s doormat?

That’s kid stuff.

I can make stuff that could knock over the entire front of your neighbor’s house.

Here’s an example of what I know for all you boys and girls to have some household fun:

Take any Christmas ornament bulb from the basement, preferably the size of a tennis ball more-or-less. Grab some gasoline from the shed and some cat litter from storage room. Take a pitcher from the cupboard and add the cat littler to the gasoline until the mixture is thick and gel-like. Pull the top off of the ornament and pour the mixture in. Take a caulk gun and seal it. While the caulk is still wet, yank a fuse from an old firework and put it in there.

You just made an incendiary grenade in under ten minutes.

Merry F*cking Christmas