Adhesive napalm can be used as makeshift C4 if you want to break into someone’s house.

You ever heard of rocket in your pocket? It’s a game where kids used to pin another kid down, and put a lit cherry bomb in the kid’s pocket.

This was back when it was easy as anything for fourteen-year-old kids to buy explosives of the street. Now people care more.

I came up with something different.

It’s called burn in your pocket

Here’s what you do:

Buy a small can of lye off the internet. Once you get the lye, handle it carefully, always wear rubber gloves. Take some plastic wrap and a few ounces of lye. Seal the lye inside the plastic wrap with tape. Try and get a tight pocket of air formed around the lye inside the plastic wrap.
Take it to school.

You know the school bully?

Get a few drops of water on the package of lye. Slip it into that little bastard’s back pocket.

As soon as he sits down, the package will break and the lye will react with the water and half that kid’s ass is chemically burned to the chair.