Fake Horoscopes 12-14-08 Part Two
Libra(Sept 23-Oct 23)You will die from obesity from having one too many chimichangas.
Scorpio(Oct 24 -Nov 22) Your heart will be ripped out by a senile Bilbo Baggins
Sagittarius(Nov 23-Dec 21) Many people are unhappy about the the werewolf you have chained to your desk