Once upon a time, there was a creature so rare that it knew kungfu! But not just any creature, this happened to be a queen! ‘Queen FuFu’, as she was so fondly called by her subjects, was scaley from her terrible psoriases. Queen FuFu was a bit crazy… At night she would spaz out by hopping on one foot and twitching, then every 23 minutes… EXACTLY , she would scream, “I LOVE LAKROOLABOONNA !”
Her subjects loved her even when she flapped her imaginary wings in their faces; everyone in her castle sneezed non-stop because of the imaginary feathers up their nostrils. And being that allergy medicine was illegal, all her subjects resulted in wiping whatever was dripping or dropping from their body cavities on the person the the right of them. There were to never, Never, NEVER wipe it on the person to the left of them, for it had the penalty of death, if they dared. But not just any death. First, they were to be stripped of their manditory peacock costumes and barbed in pressed sheets of llama dung.