Secondly, their eyelids were sawed off with a screw driver and sown to their nipples with a spoon. And Lastly, they were set on fire. Unfortunately, the smell was so gloirous people always tried to make the nerds wipe it to the left, a tradition they named… ‘LARRY’. You always could hear those wonderful screams coming from the cellar; Queen FuFu would be giddy with laughter, and would add an extra twitch here and there.
But then, one day [cue climatic background music] their (manically) beloved (slightly crazed) Queen FuFu (serial killer) turned white. Her eyes glazed over, and no matter how hard she stared at the ultraviolet rays of the dun, she couldn’t regain her sight.
Now that she couldn’t see she decided she would find her way around by shaking her booty at everyine, (So now every 23 minutes she would scream, “AARG! DON ’T TOUCH MY BOOTY !”) Most of the time after the people, not willingly I might add, touched her bootay, she stabbed them in the foot with a…... KNIFE ….. DUH !