But not just any knife! The handle was woven out of wonderous green fur off her back, and the blade was carved out of gourmet jellybeans.
Then one day, she sat on her beautiful blade of booties. WHile she was ranting and raving she decided that the blade of booties should be made into their national weapon. “HUZZAH!” She exclaimed wile finding a bat in the cave… (If you know what I mean…) Nudges person next to you while winking
No one would ever know, well until that fateful day, that if you mix cocoa powder with her blade of booties, that it becomes a quite powerful bomb….a bomb so strong that it blew up….. a blade of grass. Her subjects were so overwhelmed by joy, they had …Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers. Hearts, stars, and horseshoes. Clovers and blue
moons. Pots of gold and rainbows. And me red
balloons… in their eyes, that they had found this valuable weapon of MINIMAL DESTRUCTION !!