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Ze Memoirs of Queen FuFu!! (See Spot Run) (FOUR)

The next day, Queen FuFu (being blind) tripped over a dead squrriel onto the patch of scorched rocks where the lonely blad of grass used to grow, and cracked open her skull. Everyone started laughing, for they thought the whole incident was immensly funny. So they took video recording deviced and then put the videos on youtube for all to see… And can you believe, they got over a hundred million hits… Just five hots under “Quarter Indian” video. Queen FuFu now resides with chipmunks, who slowly and deliberately eat her flesh, they LOVE live flesh.. (Eye twitch o.O)

And the chipmunks lived heavily Ever After

(And became uncannily fat, with obese tongues. So much so, that it interfered with their marital relations… you know… in the wood shavings with their meatballs and stolen pizza from Little Caesar’s. And you can’t forget the CHEEZY BREAD ! (You are like a breadstick….you got no rhythm!) )

The End…

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