This time when Tom wakes up next to the woman he doesn’t mind. Or rather, he isn’t surprised. He would much rather have Todd lying beside him, but he’ll just have to deal with the breasts for now.

“What’s your name?” he whispers to the girl as soon as she wakes up.

“Jill,” she answers sleepily. Somehow, even with sleep in her eyes she can make her answer silky and seductive. Tom looks away. “Why did you save me?”

“What do you mean, why? I’m a good semaritan, that’s why. You were suffering.”

“People don’t just help people like that,” Tom mutters. “What was your motive?”

Jill is silent.

“OK, fine then,” Tom says. “We’ll start simpler. Why did you fuck me?”

Jill doesn’t even blush, but she flirts shamelessly. “You are a good-looking guy, Tom. I’m not gonna lie.”

Tom stares at her for a moment. “And?”

After a moment she looks away. “And… I’m very sexually deprived these days.”

Tom nods. “Mmmm. So are you satisfied, now? Can I go, now?”

She looks hurt. “You want to leave? Didn’t I make you happy?”