“Sit down, I won’t squish you. Ahem – Four score and
seven years ago-”

“Um, Abe, I gotta bounce.” said Yoda as he looked down at his wristwatch.

“But I was just getting started.”

“I know – I’ve time warped my Jedi buddy Mike Tyson to fill in. Do you mind?”

“A little rude, but if you really must depart.”

“You did try to squish me, ya know. Hey Mike!”

“Oh my!” said Abe, as he looked at Tyson with wide eyes.

“Don’t worry, I’m on the Zoloft to keep me from killing ya.”

“Zoloft?”

“It’s like candy for your brain. Candy! Hey you seen the zoo around here?”

“Zoo?”

“A place with a buncha the animals. One time I paid a
worker at the zoo to re-open it. When we got to the gorilla
cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all
the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were
like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to
open the cage and let smash that silverback’s snotbox! He
declined.”

“Oh dear lord! Where’s Yoda?”

“I ate him! Gotta feed my kids.”