“Hey, hey, monkeys!” I called to the bodies jumping and swinging in the trees.
“Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys!” they called back.
“Yeah, monkeys! Where do I find the Guru?”
“Guru, guru, guru!”
“Yes, guru! Where is the guru?”
“Yes, the guru is where?”
“The guru is in Guruwhere?”
“Yes, yes! Guruwhere!”
So, I set off to find Guruwhere. I went down many a dark street and alley, accross many a shaky, breaky bridge, and down many a shady path. Until, finally, I came to Guruwhere Avenue.
“Looks like this is the closest I’m going to get.” I looked up and down the street, and I saw a dog.